So here we go again. Someone just waltzes back into my life that had no business being there. What a douchebag. Ever fuck someone and they never call you again? Or years have gone by and that sexcapade is just wiped from your memory? Well this douchebag not only forgot about me, but forgot that we fucked too. OOPS!
He was the worst one night stand in history. Back in 2009 I was desperate and of course horny. But more desperate to find a man, (now I am not as desperate). Anyway, he was the one wild experience I hoped to forget. We agreed to meet, (I had to drive 50 miles for this), and when we met we were supposed to just fuck. Not have a meal, not anything. Just meet and fuck. Which we did. And it was A-W-F-U-L. His back was hurting him the whole time and it lasted about 30 seconds. Lame. What was worse is we agreed to go out after, and pretend like we were on some kind of date. Strike two asshole. He didn’t even touch me and hold my hand. We just fucked and you won’t even look at me, or hold my hand? What am I that much of a slut and you just want me out of there? Apparently so, because it was late and I was tired and just wanted to sleep. Strike three asshole. He was complaining about his back, and I would be in the way if I stayed over.
Oh my god, why did I agree to this? Was he THAT charming on the phone, or was I just needy as hell and desperate as fuck. I was. I really was needy as fuck. And so alone. Oh so alone. If I could go back in time I would purge this horrible night from my memory, like he apparently did. OOPS!
Fast forward 5 years. I get a message on this new chat service I have. I use the same handle so the douchbag recognized my name and said “Did you used to be on AOL?, my name was ******** and I think we may have chatted or were maybe even buddies”. Sure we were buddies. You fucked me and never called me again. Oh yes, I forgot to mention that this asshole didn’t even call to see if I got home safe that night. He never answered his phone or ever called me again! I must have been one ugly fuck or a horrible lay.
Anyway, as our chat went on, I couldn’t take it anymore and said “Hey asshole, we did chat. You fucked me and left me. We met yes. We were more than buddies. We were fuck buddies for one night.” Then I was blocked. Guess he remembered me after all.